about us
[MIS]INFORMATION.
[LIES]ABOUT US
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AYZ WARAICH
writer. director. dragon-slayer.
AYZ IS THE MOST AWESOMEST OF AWESOME. THIS IS NOT TRUE. HOWEVER, WHAT IS TRUE IS THAT AYZ (PRONOUNCED EYES) HAS HAD A SHORT FILM SCREEN AS AN OFFICIAL PART OF THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL, AS WELL AS BEING A FINALIST IN KEVIN SPACEY’S TRIGGERSTREET FESTIVAL. AYZ HAS ALSO PRODUCED SEVERAL FEATURE FILMS, INCLUDING THE ACTION FILM BATTLEGROUND, WHICH WAS ACQUIRED BY SALES AGENT EPIC PICTURES, AND SOLD FOR DISTRIBUTION INTERNATIONALLY. IT IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE VIA MAGIC ON DVD-SHELVES IN THE UK, AND ON iTUNES UK.
IT IS QUESTIONABLE WETHER AYZ WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE, AS HE HAS REPEATEDLY CLAIMED, BUT WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT HE WAS THERE FOR THE BEGINNING OF DIMEWORTH FILMS IN 2005, WHICH HE FOUND AND NURTURED LIKE A CHILD, UNTIL A NEAR HOSTILE TAKEOVER BY JUDD L. TILYARD IN 2009 LED HIM TO SHARE HIS BELOVED CREATION WITH HIS SWORN ENEMY. IN LATER YEARS JUDD AND AYZ WOULD COME TO BOND OVER THEIR LOVE FOR CURLING.
IT IS BELIEVED AYZ WAS BORN FROM A SUPERNOVA, MOSTLY AGAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMED TO HAVE BEEN, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO DISCOURAGE THE READER FROM CONSIDERING THIS AS FACT, AS WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY (NOR REFUTE REALLY) THIS POSSIBILITY.
IT IS VERY LIKELY THOUGH…
AYZ IS CURRENTLY DEVELOPING HIS FIRST FEATURE LENGTH FILM (CODENAMED: THE MOST AWESOMEST FILM), AS A WRITER-DIRECTOR, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER FEATURE PROPERTIES WITH OTHER ACCOMPLISHED AND LIKE-MINDED *COUGHINSANECOUGH* FILMMAKERS.
FINALLY, IT IS WIDELY KNOWN THAT SUPERMAN AND AYZ WARAICH HAVE NEVER NEVER BEEN SEEN IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER.
HMMM….
AYZ@DIMEWORTH.COM
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JUDD L. TILYARD
director. producer. rogue werewolf hunter.
FACT: THE WORD CINEMA IS SYNONYMOUS WITH THE NAME JUDD L. TILYARD.
FACT: JUDD WAS BORN IN THE HIMALAYAS AFTER HIS MOTHERS PLANE CRASH-LANDED THERE. THE ONLY SURVIVOR, JUDD RAISED HIMSELF TO THE AGE OF 15 AND INVENTED A TELEVISION OUT OF SNOW. THUS BEGAN HIS JOURNEY AS FILMMAKER AND PRACTITIONER OF THE BLACK ARTS.
FACT: IN THE COMING YEARS JUDD HAD SEVERAL FILMS FUNDED BY THE AUSTRALIAN FILM BODY, WHO APPARENTLY LIKED SUPPORTING HIMALAYAN ORPHANS. HE PRODUCED OVER A DOZEN FILMS AND HAS A REPUTATION FOR GETTING THE BEST OUT OF HIS COLLABORATORS / CONSPIRATORS. JUDD ALSO CO-PRODUCED THE FEATURE FILM “BATTLEGROUND” WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN ACQUIRED BY SALES AGENT EPIC PICTURES, AND AVAILABLE IN THE UK.
FACT: JUDD JOINED DIMEWORTH FILMS IN 2009 AND FOLLOWING A NEAR COUP D’ÉTAT. HE DECIDED TO JOIN FORCES WITH HIS ARCH-NEMESIS AYZ WARAICH AND FURTHER THEIR LIKE-MINDED PLANS FOR WORLD – ERR, UNIVERSE – DOMINATION.
FACT: JUDD IS CURRENTLY DEVELOPING A FEATURE FILM TO DIRECT, BASED ON A COMIC BY JAMES O’BARR, CREATOR OF THE CROW (GEEK OUT PAUSE). IT IS CALLED FRAME 137 AND WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN. (DIMEWORTH FILMS IS CURRENTLY ASSESSING ANY POSSIBLE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS REGARDING THIS BRAIN-MELT EFFECT.)
FACT: JUDD ONCE BEAT STEVEN SEAGAL IN A NITTING CONTEST.
JUDD@DIMEWORTH.COM
1 (310) 849-9991
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MARTIN WISNIEWSKI
filmmaker. producer. sith overlord.
HE WAS BORN.
MARTIN@DIMEWORTH.COM
